They nervously move, following the voices plight
The man who dictates their lines in plain sight
He stopped hiding now
True colors beaming out
A rainbow of troll blood paints his hand as it commands
Their lives, flowing though his fingers like gains of sand
Purposely leading them astray on this new field of disarray
Then feels erupt, ships sinking with each word they say
Your OTP will never be the same again, it’s sad to say,
Because now, apparently they are not gay
A little cotton candy but wait, she likes Jake
But wait, she won’t say so hey, it’s too late
He’s getting cozy with Dirk. Don’t worry it won’t work
But shit! So close, but not with Dirk’s quirks.
It seems like no one was meant to be happy, it’s not that easy
As you key slam, the band plays the final note, it won’t even float.
As quick as came, it’s gone. Same old dance and song.