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I got one today On my way I was all like
Then I got there. They told me to take my cloths off and lay on a table and cover myself with a sheet so naturaly I was like
I don’t DO naked. I ended up doing it. The guy comes in and starts off and I’m like
THIS IS AMAZING but then he gets all ruff and it hurts like a thousand legos to the foot
Then he finishes and I’m like
Then they give me chocolate and I’m like
And that, my dears, was my trip to the massage place- thing. 
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