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I got one today

On my way I was all like 

Then I got there. They told me to take my cloths off and lay on a table and cover myself with a sheet so naturaly I was like

I don’t DO naked. I ended up doing it. The guy comes in and starts off and I’m like

THIS IS AMAZING 

but then he gets all ruff and it hurts like a thousand legos to the foot

Then he finishes and I’m like

Then they give me chocolate and I’m like

And that, my dears, was my trip to the massage place- thing.

laaurasblog:

Johnny boots.
Want.
Could you imagine how amazing It would feel to sack someone with these?

laaurasblog:

Johnny boots.

Want.

Could you imagine how amazing It would feel to sack someone with these?